Thursday, February 12, 2009

You have gone TOO FAR

Go Fug Yourself, I enjoy your snapshots of celebs and witty and, dare I say, deliciously irreverent commentary. But you have now maligned number 1 on my "List."* And what's even worse? It's not really funny. You use a play on words that is a luke warm version of what made me giggle in high school when somebody wrote down and made me say "Sofa King We Todd Did." You are on notice ladies!

*This of course refers to the "The List" of celebrities you are allowed to have sex with and it doesn't count as cheating with your partner.**

**No I dont' really believe that and I only really have one person on my list, but people seem to know what I'm talking about when I mention this, so I'm sticking with "The List."

11 comments:

tangobaby said...

LMAO! Boy, now we know what really gets you worked up.

I will refrain from any further comments on the matter of the glassy eyed Zooey.

the default attorney said...

LEAVE ZOOEY ALONE!

tangobaby said...

This sort of dramatics is almost more of a taunt, but again, I shall maintain decorum.

Can we agree to jointly abuse another vapid personality? oops! What did I say?!

(okay, I'm going to stop tormenting you now. I wish my bf was as chivalrous as you.)

the default attorney said...

If you really wanted to push THE button, you should say, "Hey, isn't that the girl who sang about kissing a girl and liking it?"

Yeah. That right there. Grrr.

tangobaby said...

What button? I'm not pushing anything.

;-)

teasinglydiverse said...

you just have to make sure that the people on The List are the right ones...and I wouldn't laminate it :) I just watched that episode of Friends last night.

sadielady said...

I like that you regularly address serious and often controversial topics in your blog. It engages the mind, and I usually agree with your point of view. But never has a topic of your blog been so serious and controversial and your view on it been so opposite my own that I felt the need to write a comment in retort. HOW DARE YOU GO OFF ON THE FUG GIRLS LIKE THAT!!! THEY ARE AWESOME!!! THEY KNOW OF WHICH THEY SPEAK!!! THEY ARE THE KNOW ALL AND BE ALL OF ALL CELEBRITY FASHION!!! AND THEY SPEAKETH THE TRUTH ON THIS ISSUE!!!

Whew. Sorry to have to go off on you like that. But you really stirred up my blood this time.

I will say, though, that I do agree with you on one thing. If I had a list, Zooey would probably be on it. Sure, I'm straight; but hell, she's hot.

the default attorney said...

Now now, no need to yell in ALL CAPS. I love the Fuggers. I was just being defensive.

The "She and Him" album is what set it over the edge for me.

sadielady said...

I was just having fun with you. Couldn't resist, since the Fug Girls are my favorite bloggers. So funny, witty, silly, and smart all at the same time. But ... I have to say ... I don't know what the "she and him" album is; I must've missed that reference...?

sadielady said...

ok, nevermind, i just googled "she & him" album. see there, i didn't even know she could sing! (except for those christmas songs in "elf").

the default attorney said...

It's a pretty good album. It took me a couple listens to get into it. M. Ward (by himself) is worth a-whatever the auditory equivalent of a "peek" is-as well.