As reported by the Washington Post, Chad Hudgens was waterboarded by his boss as part of a team building exercise in Provo Utah. "Why?," you ask? What does waterboarding a sales rep have anything to do with selling online "coaching"? To demonstrate an important and inspiring message about work ethic. According to the
torturer interrogator boss:
"You saw how hard Chad fought for air right there. I want you to go back inside and fight that hard to make sales."
Although Hudgens has filed suit against his (I'm going to gesss former) employer, he admits the technique's efficacy:
"I don't know if the government should do it or not," Hudgens said. "But I can tell you firsthand, because it happened to me, it definitely works.
"They didn't tell me it was going to happen, but if they did, holy cow, I would've told them whatever they wanted me to tell them."
"Holy Cow," indeed. Maybe my job isn't that bad after all.