oh little woman on MUNI...

Why must you stand right next to me on the bus when there is no one around me? I enjoy feeling your warm human presence near me, but when you obviously have no sense of balance, and you proceed to fall on me, kick me in the shins, step on my shoes, and then look at me as if it's my fault for existing, I no longer feel that same bond. In fact you have taken something from me. Up until that moment, I was excited about coming home from work, and pleasantly surprised that, for once, the bus during commuter hours was not so crowded as to inspire metaphors to sardines or other canned fish. Oh little woman on MUNI....