Paris Serves Forty-Five Days

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Paris Hilton was let out of jail Thursday morning, days after she began serving what was to have been a 45-day sentence for violating probation, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said.

Hilton must wear a monitoring bracelet and remain at her home for another 40 days, said sheriff's department spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Well, Paris is loose. Well, in one way that is news, and in another, it really isn't. I'm sure that totally seemed like 45 days and that you like, you know, totally learned your lesson and stuff. P.S. Paris, think of it as an accessory. Michelle Rodriguez totally made it work.


Apparently Paris was refusing to eat la cuisine served en prison. She was allowed to do her time under home confinement due to "medical considerations." Yes, refusing to eat will always be a medical consideration that warrants lenient treatment. Just ask the boys in Guantanamo.

I feel like this should make me angry. But I guess I'm just not surprised.