Come si dice "hooligan" in Italiano?

After a policeman was killed during a riot last week after a football match in Catania, the Italian government stepped in and ordered that several games had to be played behind closed doors over the weekend, and that all stadiums had to implement certain safety features. After putting in place such safety measures, most stadiums are open again to fans, but at least one (Catania) will be closed for the remainder of the season.

I have been to rowdy college (American) football games, but I don't think anything can compare with the pure animosity that can exist between clubs or national sides. It's not just Italy. Paris accused Marseille of poisoning their locker room, not too long ago, and Britain is notorious. What is it about the beautiful game that brings out such violence at football matches? Granted, Raiders fans are nuts, but it seems when a national sport is involved, there seems to be a role reversal; Europeans seem to be the more violent ones (although the fans don't usually have guns, thank god). At least they limit it to sports. Two people were shot and killed near my neighborhood over the weekend. Here's a fun quote. Notice what the fans throw at him. That takes planning.

Ascoli keeper Gianluca Pagliuca said he would have preferred it if his team's match at Sampdoria had been played behind closed doors.

The former Italy international, who spent eight seasons at Sampdoria before spells at Bologna and Inter, was continually abused by the home fans.

"A Sunday of silence? Not for me. I was insulted for 45 minutes from the Sampdoria fans behind the goal," he complained.

"Whenever I come back here, they have it in for me. Right now, when everybody is talking about violence, I feel even more depressed after being abused for 45 minutes.

"I don't know why they do it. In 1999, in an Italian Cup match, they even threw bathroom taps at me, just because I was playing for Bologna, a team they hate."

Whole article found at espnstar.com

How do I get on these email lists?

Although I do have a confession to make. When I was a kid, I asked my Dad if I could get a My Little Pony. And he told me "no." I didn't understand at the time, I think western movies threw me off (men with guns having special relationship with horse, that was ok). Looking back...yeah, that must have been pretty weird for him. Wow, I can't believe I just admitted that.

Does Anyone Else Find This Disturbing?

(Found on Fuggers)

I don't know about you guys, but I kind of grew up with Full House. I mean, when I didn't have band practice after school, I would totally watch it. What happened? I'm not going to pretend to know which is which, but one looks like she just walked out of an audition for the movie "Curella DeVille: the Beginning" and the other looks like a butch German WWI bomber pilot; one that definitely wont put up with any of your shit. Now that I think about it, didn't one of these two do a stint in rehab like our good mayor for something awhile back? Oh yeah....

Rehab Meetings New Place "To Be Seen"

Newsom has now announced that he is seeking alcohol counselling from Mimi Silbert, head of San Francisco's famous Delancey Street Foundation. Sort of.

While Jaye referred to Newsom's treatment for alcohol dependency as counseling, Silbert disagreed with the characterization. "I don't know if I would use the word 'counseling,' but I will be helping the mayor," she said. Silbert said Newsom had contacted her Saturday about getting help.

From SFgate.com

So let's see, that's Gavin (plus the lady in question was in rehab, which is why she came clean), Lindsay, Mel, Kramer, Miss USA...whether by court order or not, it seems like everyone needs some help these days for doing stupid shit.

Blimey that's a big boat!

I actually didn't know this was happening today, but apparently the Queen Mary 2 became the largest vessel to enter San Francisco Bay. Wow..that boat is HUGE!

(pics from SfGate.com)

In other local news, Mayor Newsom Got Some

AIDE QUITS AS NEWSOM'S AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE IS REVEALED
(from SFgate)Looks like our mayor pulled a" pseudo-Clinton" or a "full-Berlusconi," or what ex-French President François Mitterrand called "Tuesday"

But he was going through a nasty divorce, so I can understand why he might not have a real healthy attitude toward marriage, or respect it as an institution. His ex-wife remarried in early 2006 and was expecting a child...that had to be tough. I mean, look at what he did to his hair a while ago.

Things were definitely not going well. For those of you who might say, "Wait, I like his hair better that way, it looks like yours when you were in high school, Default Attorney!," I agree with you, but such a drastic change was a sign that something was not right. Either he couldn't bear to go out in public to buy his drum of hair gel, which suggests depression, or he wanted a big change, to be a New Newsom, to distance himself from the...uh...old Newsom. Either way, it is Gavin's hair gel that holds this city together, and its absence was the cause for some concern around here.

Gavin, if you read this, I support you. I didn't not vote for you because I thought you were a saint. You've done a good job in office, other than the whole public transportation mess we have, and I will not hold this affair(e) against you. I don't condone it, but we all make mistakes. I mean...you were single...she was pretty and probably high out of her mind.

Good luck Mr. Mayor.

S.F. Thinks Terrorism is Cool

The guerrilla marketing tactics employed by TBS and the Aqua Teen Hunger Force met with less of a police response here than elsewhere, where two men have been arrested and charged. The Clement Street art gallery and design store owner who found it on his roof left it there because he "thought it was cool."

Apparently the guys in Boston put at the foot of several bridges though, so I can see why that would set off a few more alarms.

That show is pretty bat-shit insane anyway.

Despite Surge in Language Skills, Congress Still Against Actual Substance of Comments

Bush: 'I'm the decision-maker' on Iraq (from Yahoo!/AP)

Yeah, I think we got the gist of that from your last civics lesson. The more things change I guess. I don't really understand the point of singling out Iranians here. I doubt the Army has a policy of checking passports before returning fire. It is well-established that Iraq has become the flame to the moths of international fundamentalists. I don't think that needlessly highlighting any Iranian national involvement right now is a good idea considering that the rest of the international community finally agreed to impose sanctions on Iran for its complete disregard for the IAEA. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before Tehran retorts that the US is trying to further malign Iran.

Hmmm, This Game Looks Interesting, But Really Hard

A Very Merry Unbirthday!

That title is probably in bad taste, but I can't think of anything else for the moment. Today is the anniversary of probably the most famous and controversial Supreme Court case ever: Roe v. Wade. This year might bring a bit of a change, as Gonzales v. Planned Parenthood, the case challenging the 2003 Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act, is currently under submission by the Supreme Court (strangely enough, the Supremes granted cert on the companion case, Carhart, on my birthday last year).

Every court that has heard a challenge to this law, has found it unconstitutional. Congress, like the state law at issue in Stenberg v. Carhart, fails to provide an exception for the health of the mother in the Partial-Birth Abortion Act, which the Court has consistently held to be essential to pass constitutional muster. I believe it would be difficult for the Court to uphold this law so soon after Stenberg and still claim to subscribe to stare decisis. But, the conservative members of the Court might not give Roe and its progeny much weight, as Scalia and Thomas have consistently denied that abortion is protected by the Constitution. Congress also "researched" the issue, making deference to the factual findings of Congress to be a way out for uncertain judges.

Personally, I resent Congress for revisiting this issue so soon after Stenberg. It was an obvious challenge by crusading Republicans, high on their own power at the time, to out "activist" judges and denounce the judiciary. But they wrote substantially the same law as was struck down in Stenberg. I feel this way about the flag burning laws, and some of the other stuff they do up there on the hill. Why don't you balance the budget and fix our health care system (you know, things that we all agree the government should be involved in) before you start fiddling with our personal lives, ok?

Does this mean I have to sleep with Warren Beatty?

Can I Get a Witness!?

Hey lawschoolers!

Heads up on a potential Wills and Trusts Exam Question:

South Carolina-Soul legend James Brown's will names six children but does not name the 5-year-old child of Brown and his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie, a former back-up singer for Brown.

The will was filed Thursday and obtained by The Associated Press.

The will begins, "I, James Brown, also known as `The Godfather of Soul' ... have six living children."

James Brown's will, filed in court, omits partner and young son (from FindLaw)

O'Reilly in the Brass Balls Zone

Just in case you missed this little bit of cable tv history last night. I'm actually impressed that O'Reilly agreed to do this, but Colbert also did an interview on O'Reilly's show, which earns him his own Big Brass Balls Award. This is pretty funny stuff, including (and the video doesn't show this) the huge "Mission Accomplished" banner that was unfurled right before O'Reilly came out.

Buen Dia Puerto Rico!

The gf and I had been planning on going on a vacation for a while, so I requested the time off way in advance, and we decided to just monitor airfare to various central american destinations and figure it out. We wanted to try and go to either Costa Rica or Belize. Surprisingly, however, tickets from SF to San Juan Puerto Rico were several hundred dollars cheaper, so we decided to go there. I didn't know much about the place (including its complex relationship with the United States). I was incredibly surprised. It is a beautiful, beautiful place. We stayed on the south side of the island, near Patillas, and there were very few gringos. Other than at our small hotel, we didn't see any others at all on the beaches on the south. The locals were incredibly friendly.

We travelled to an island off of the coast, Vieques, and stayed there for a night, and while there were a lot more tourists there, boy was it worth it. The snorkeling was amazing, and we went swimming in a bioluminescent bay at night. Tiny creatures light up when the water is disturbed, so the water actually glows around your limbs as you swim. I had never seen anything like it. The beaches were beautiful, and there were wild horses wandering around. We almost missed our boat back to Puerto Rico, but some locals picked us up and gave us a ride. Gracias hombres!

Church in Patillas

Sunset from our hotel:

Wild Horses on Vieques:

Arriving in Vieques:

The little house we rented from some locals in Vieques. The roosters were really loud. Qui qui ri qui!
Ponce:

Lighthouse outside of Patillas:

Beach in Vieques. Ahhhhh......

GAWD I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. BOOOOOOOO.

I doubt anyone will notice

but I'm off to a Caribbean island for a week. Hasta!

In other news of hangings.....

This guy was found hanging from a mango tree in India. Sounds like a bunch of guys with sticks served as judge and jury in about a 5 minute fact-finding trial there.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2529453,00.html

The Execution of Saddam Hussein

I have hesitated to post anything about the execution of Saddam Hussein, mostly because by the time I thought about it, everyone else had already done a better job than I could. And also because the gravity of the event just sort of overwhelmed me. I'm just going to make a few observations.

I have seen a couple of posts and comments that referred to the Iraqi Special Tribunal as a sham court. I don't think that's entirely true. I do believe its independence could be questioned given that it was appointed by the U.S.-appointed Iraqi Governing Council back in 2003, but I think under the circumstances, the judges did the best they could, and I don't think their thoroughness can be questioned; the English version of the final written opinion is 298 single-spaced pages-long, making it one of the longest opinions ever issued by a war crimes tribunal (available in English here).

I think in many ways this trial was in trouble from the beginning. Having Iraqi judges apply international law and procedure that they are not familiar with was probably not a good idea. I think some sort of hybrid system would have been better, as was done in Sierra Leone.

While the trial was televised in Iraq, it did not seem to offer any "truth and reconciliation" to the Iraqi people, with the insurgency increasing in intensity. I disagree with the death penalty generally, but even if Saddam was to be executed, I think it would have been better to have him stand trial for all of the crimes for which he is accused. Only then could history, not to mention Iraqis and the outside world, have a better idea of what this man was truly responsible for.

I worry that Hussein's death will end up creating another martyr to a culture that is no stranger to martyrs, a symbol for the Sunni insurgency, and another cog in the downward and self-perpetuating cycle of violence that plagues Iraq and all of the middle east.

(Good article by Michael Scharf about the trial)

Executing Saddam during a holy holiday (Eid ul-Adha), when people are distracted by celebration, is also a particularly bad idea when creating a martyr is already a distinct and predictable outcome.

The Double-José Saramago

So I finally finished this book. Having read several others byJose Saramago, I don't think this is his best effort, but it was still worth the time.

In some of his novels, including this one, when Saramago is writing dialogue, he does not use quotation marks and does not start a new paragraph when a new person speaks. What results are huge Proustian sentences, that are really just a dialogue without proper punctuation. It is an interesting and appropriate format (for some of the time the other speaker is not really a separate external being), but leads to a very dense and slow read, and a few times I had to go back to the beginning of the paragraph to figure out who said what.

Saramago is a master of putting people in bizarre situations and the describing how the protagonist and those around him react; kind of like putting ants into a jar and then shaking it up. The results are often disturbing because it is easy to see ourselves react in the same, and often deplorable, manner. In "Blindness" it was a mysterious disease that left the majority of a town without sight. In "The Double," it was a man's discovery of the existence of an exact physical replica of himself living in the same city.

He also wrote a book called "The year of the death of Ricardo Reis" which is magical, but as it deals with the works of another Portuguese writer, Fernando Pessoa (who is a bizarre character himself), I would recommend at least reading up on him before cracking Saramago's novel.

Noroc!

EU hails Bulgaria, Romania's entry into EU family

Wow, now the EU will be 27. I remember back in the day when it was 15. I remember sitting at a meeting of a certain EU committee, and I was just in awe at how everything was translated live into all of the EU languages (12...I think). I couldn't imagine how the live translation of a Finnish speech into Greek could ever be accurate at all, considering you have to go through at least two translators and an intermediary language. Back in 2001, when I was there,I think about 20% of the budget was spent on translating everything into all of the languages. Lord knows how that works now.

Good luck Romania and Bulgaria. Some existing members are expecting a huge influx of migrant workers and nannies from these ex-soviet bloc countries. I think Romanians will have an easier time, considering their language is Latin-based. If nothing else, their entry into the EU might slow down the pervasive sex trade that is run through these countries.

Go Bears!

10

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I think there a few too many bowl games these days, but hey...who am I to criticize. It was great to see them perform at their potential which has not happened since early November.

From ESPN.com

Une idée belge

I lived in Belgium for a little while, and it is an odd place. Belgians are known to be a happy people who love comics (who do you think invented the Smurfs and Tintin?) and beer. Some say that's because the weather is so atrocious, anyone who has less than an optimistic nature has already committed suicide and so has self-selected themselves out of the gene pool. I didn't find them particularly out-going, but they were always friendly. After spending about 6 months there, I understood where Magritte and many very odd cartoonists had gotten their inspiration. (Cartoon murals appear randomly throughout Brussels). Belgians play the role in French jokes, that the Polish have traditionally played in ours: the butt. The French see their northern neighbors like red-headed step-cousins: lovable in a "our family from the country" kind of way.

Brussels is a bit on the sombre side, especially during the winter, and the other cities, while often beautiful and romantic (see Bruges), lack the Italian/Spanish/Swedish charm that the EU has at least brought to the capital city. Brussels, however, is a city with a very subtle charm that must be sought with Chimay and gauffre in hand. When friends say that they're traveling in Europe, I say that Brussels is really only worth a day or two at most. I mean, come on, this is the top tourist attraction.

from ricksteves.com

It takes too long to find the good stuff. I had a wonderful time living in Brussels and I wouldn't trade it in for anything in the world.

While there, I did detect a palpable distrust between Flandres, the flemish and "dutch" speaking part of Belgium, and Wallonie, the french speaking portion. So I think it was probably a bad idea to do this. (for those of you too lazy to click, the Belgian news station RTBF ran a fake story about how Flandres had declared independence from Belgium and showed images of cheering crowds waving the Flemish flag). There may be some antagonism between the two, but there's no need to incite a riot.

Everyone should just sit down, have a kwak, and chill out.

Early Xmas present from the bay area gods...

a little shaker

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsus/Quakes/nc51177103.php

Scared the crap out of me, that's for sure. I was halfway outside by the time it stopped.

Merry Christmas to all! What do you want for christmas? Might I suggest... (can you guess what I did at work today?)

With Friends Like These....

I found a very disturbing article in the NY Times yesterday about detainees in Iraq. Here is an excerpt:

American guards arrived at the man’s cell periodically over the next several days, shackled his hands and feet, blindfolded him and took him to a padded room for interrogation, the detainee said. After an hour or two, he was returned to his cell, fatigued but unable to sleep.

The fluorescent lights in his cell were never turned off, he said. At most hours, heavy metal or country music blared in the corridor. He said he was rousted at random times without explanation and made to stand in his cell. Even lying down, he said, he was kept from covering his face to block out the light, noise and cold. And when he was released after 97 days he was exhausted, depressed and scared.

But here is the crazy party, this was not a captured insurgent. Rather it was:

...Donald Vance, a 29-year-old Navy veteran from Chicago who went to Iraq as a security contractor. He wound up as a whistle-blower, passing information to the F.B.I. about suspicious activities at the Iraqi security firm where he worked, including what he said was possible illegal weapons trading.

But when American soldiers raided the company at his urging, Mr. Vance and another American who worked there were detained as suspects by the military, which was unaware that Mr. Vance was an informer, according to officials and military documents.

At Camp Cropper, he took notes on his imprisonment and smuggled them out in a Bible.

Mr. Vance also stated:

While we were detained, we wrote a letter to the camp commandant stating that the same democratic ideals we are trying to instill in the fledgling democratic country of Iraq, from simple due process to the Magna Carta, we are absolutely, positively refusing to follow ourselves.”

I couldn't have said it better myself. If this is how we are treating Americans working in Iraq who report suspicious activity, I can only imagine what we do to everyone else.

On a similar note, I saw Rajiv Chandrasekaran, author of "Imperial Life in the Emerald City" the other night on the Daily Show, and what he had to say shocked me (I can't find the Daily Show clip, but here's a link to an interview on "Foreign Exchange"). I know there have been a lot of books about what has gone wrong in Iraq, but what this guy had to say was just bananas. Senior Arabists in the state department were not part of the rebuilding of Iraq because they were not seen as being loyal to the neo-cons, and instead we sent a bunch of people right out of college. This statistic is crazy: half of the people we sent over to rebuild Iraq had to apply for their first passport. These are not worldly people. Here's a Washington Post article about the book, and an excerpt. Apparently hummus couldn't be found, but pork and beans was the standard fare...I'm sure that won the hearts and minds of the Muslims. This makes it clearer and clearer why things have gone the way they have.

I've ordered the book. I'll let y'all know how it is.

It's like voltron...except together, they form the ultimate douche

"Michael Bolton Tribute" and the phrase ending "on ice." I thought it was a joke at first. But this weekend, I saw quite possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen on television. I haven't read the bible in a while, isn't this a sign of armageddon or something? I think this is right before the locusts.

Michael Bolton Tribute on Ice

Hamdan v. Rumsfeld (again)

Well, it finally happened. The Guantanamo detainee, Hamdan, whose challnge to his detention and status ended up in this summer's Hamdan v. Rumsfeld decision, which in turn led to the MCA legislation that strips federal courts of habeas jurisdiction, had his habeas petition thrown out today for lack of subject matter jurisdiction.

(See order here from D.D.C.)

Interestingly, it does say that the MCA is an unconstitutional suspension of the Great Writ insofar as it extends to those entitled to the writ. But, as Hamdan is a non-resident captured outside of the United States, he is not entitled to habeas relief as a constitutional matter.

I don't think this is going to make us very popular with our foreign friends. If we catch you and throw you into Guantanamo (which was a deliberate attempt to escape the jurisdiction of the courts in the first place), and call you an unlawful detainee, you no longer have any recourse to our courts. Just these military commissions of dubious independence.

Howie, You ARE the Father (of Montel's love child)!

So I watched "Deal or No Deal"for the first time the other night (I know I know, I live under a rock, ok?) and there was something...something disturbing about Howie Mandel. I couldn't put my finger on it...and then I realized.

Howie Mandel has turned into Montel Williams.

Seriously think about it.


I mean, can you even tell which is which? Does anyone else remember this crazy canuck's stand-up days?

"Sun Rises, Humans Blink, Say Sources"

Two headlines struck me as describing non-events today:

"Taco Bell Restaurant Are Safe, Says Taco Bell"
-According to who? Oh...right...you.

"Nicole Richie arrested for suspected DUI"
-I only look at the 'loids every once in a while, but even I know she's been chasing the dragon and/or shit-faced 24/7 for the last few years.

Even if you combined these stories to say something like "Nicole Richie Suspected of E-coli Contamination, Says Taco Bell," I still don't think I would raise a brow.

Proposed New Law School Courses

Having been out here in the legal world for about two years now, I would like to propose a few changes to the normal law school curriculum based on my experience as a plaintiffs' atty doing mostly federal law. I am only kind of kidding.

Moot CourtConference Call: participants shall be graded based on their ability to get multiple parties on the line and not talk over one another. Strategic use of the mute button in order to make fun of the other participants earns extra points.

Corporations Management: A course that describes to you how much of your overwhelming workload you can delegate to your staff without running afoul of any of those tricky "unauthorized practice of law" rules.

Model Rules of Professional Conduct Etiquette: When you are working with several other plaintiffs firms in different cities, how can you go about successfully managing your litigation while not pissing everyone off? This course will answer such questions as "when I get an email from a partner at another firm asking me to do something, do I have to do it?" "Does that mean I know have 30 bosses?," "How nice are you allowed to be with opposing counsel...when (s)he is cute?" and "Can I use emoticons in non-essential emails?"

Civil Procedure Local Rules, General Orders, and Standing Orders: There are these things called "cases" to explain the Federal Rules. This course will explain to you the 14 and 1/2 supplemental documents that are required to file something under seal in the Northern District of California and will answer such burning existential questions as "Do I need to file my 'administrative motion to seal' under seal?," and whether or not you have to call opposing counsel and do twelve push ups before you can schedule a hearing date in front of Judge Smith.

Legal Writing Drafting a Declaration: Can you just sign "under penalty of perjury" or does it have to be "under penalty of perjury of the laws of California" or "Pennsylvania" or "Guam"? What if you live in Guam, but are submitting a declaration in California? This course will also cover when it is best to use "Exhibits A, B, C" versus "Exhibits 1,2,3" or the modified "Exhibit A-1." What if an exhibit has an exhibit? AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Any other suggestions?

P.S. To all of you law schoolers out there, good luck on your exams!

Don't Let La Porte Hit You in the Ass on Your Way Out

Bolton Withdraws From UN Nomination Amid Opposition (Update4)

By Brendan Murray and Judy Mathewson

Dec. 4 (Bloomberg) -- John Bolton will step down this month as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, as President George W. Bush conceded that opposition from Democrats would make it impossible for the envoy to stay in the job. (full story)

Woo hoo! It's about fricking time. I mean seriously. This guy couldn't even get confirmed when the Republicans controlled the Senate. Bush is trying to fault the Democratic and Republican Senators who have opposed Bolton's confirmation by saying that this is a bad time to interrupt our foreign diplomatic corps. I think that he has a point given what's going on with Iran and North Korea, but it is Bush's stubbornness that has created this situation. It was Bush who kept Bolton at his post despite the fact that the Senate did not confirm him since his nomination in March 2005. And despite the clear message of the elections a month ago, he re-nominated this guy. You can't blame other people for the problems you create yourself. Although, from what I know about this guy's upbringing, I don't believe that he was ever taught that you are responsible for the consequences of your own actions.

Fair Weather Veggie

Once again I am inspired by someone else's post (see generally plagiarism). This time it is my favorite Mlle's musings on being veggie.

After a similar internal debate, I have come to take the following logically untenable position; I don't eat animals with big brown eyes and fur Mammals. It is based on a loose set of events and thoughts.

First, it was an article about how cows were treated that initiated the whole thing for me a couple of years ago.

Second, I am too busy to be veggie or vegan and I like going out to eat. When I cook for myself, I usually keep it veggie, but I don't want to make choosing a restaurant a chore for others. I dated a veggie a while back, and travelling around Europe with her was rough. I don't have time to be really strict. I go to the gym quite a bit, I need protein, and I don't have time to count my beans and rice.

Third, as a practical matter, it's just easier to avoid some meet than all meat.

Fourth, I like chicken.

But I do have two escape clauses.

1) Travel. You can't go to Spain and not eat pork. Many specialties of foreign countries involve mammals, and life is too short not to try time-tested cuisine when travelling.

2) Being a good guest. It's happened a couple of times where people cook mammals for me. If they ask me in advance, I'll say no mammals, but I'm not going to refuse a meal that someone else has prepared for me just because it has meat in it. Life is too short to annoy friends.

Now I now it doesn't really hold together, and I'm not going to get into a moral debate with anyone about whether a turkey's life is worth less than a pig's. This is just how things have settled for me, and it seems to work. It's my way of splitting
the baby the moo cow.

U.S. Grounds North Korea, Revokes TV Privileges, Sends to Room Still Hungry

The U.S. announced a list of the products forbidden for sale to North Korea as a part of the UN approved sanctions. It includes ipods, Harley Davidsons, Cognac and even sports equipment. Well, there goes those North Korean drunk motorcycle basketball tournaments set to "Eye of the Tiger."

I think this is actually an interesting ploy. Economic sanctions seem to usually end up hurting the people more than the government it is intended to weaken. This way, I guess we're trying to weaken Kim by eliminating his ability to reward his cronies with the fancy-shmancy or artsy-fartsy. I don't think North Korea's starving population will miss their Rolex Watches or caviar.

This is why

Me: In the practice guide, it says I should contact opposing counsel if I intend to file a motion to shorten time. Should I call them up?
Partner 1: Oh, don't bother. They'll just dick you around.

Several days later...

Partner 2: Hey did you contact opposing counsel about that motion to shorten time?
Me: Um, actually no, bec....
Partner 2: Well you should always do that. That should be standard practice. You're probably going to be getting a bunch of angry phone calls.
Me: Ok, I will. I did ask th...
Partner 2: I'll take the heat this time, but make sure you always contact them.
Me: <<sigh>>. Ok. Sure thing.

Slappy Turkey Day!!

I'm off to LA for what should be an interesting Thanksgiving with my Uncle who my Dad didn't talk to for 15 years, my Mom and my 14-year old cousin who used to be in show biz. Woo Hoo!

A Call For Interpretation

I had a disturbing dream last night. It wasn't disturbing in the normal "teeth falling out" or "falling off of a cliff" dream kind of way. It was about my ex...uh...ex "friend." Some context is needed here.

Before my current gf I was involved with a girl for about a year. I will call her "la malinche." It was the most passionate and unhealthy relationship I have ever been in. Our first physical encounter was in an employee-only area next to a freight elevator in a hotel in a different city. That represented about 6 months of sexual tension that just blew up. When we started "seeing" each other regularly, she lived with her boyfriend of several years.

It started out as more or less purely physical, but I think part of why I was so attracted to her was her personality and intellect. Seriously. Don't get me wrong, la malinche is beautiful, but it was more than just a pure physical attraction. I was attracted to her in a very animal, soul-yearning, painful way. Based on what transpired I can only guess that it was reciprocated. Well...the passion part anyway. We did it everywhere: my place, her place when her boyfriend was gone, the library at school, bathrooms, barely hidden corners of public places. She moved out of the apartment with her boyfriend. It eventually became a bit more domestic. We took trips together, watched movies, and had quiet nights at home. Eventually, it almost looked like a real relationship. Almost.

Looking back on it now, I don't recognize myself. I think part of it might have been the fact that my dad was dying at the time, and I was struggling for some sort of meaning. Oh yeah, I was studying for the bar for part of this too. Very odd time in my life. To tell the truth, I don't know if I've ever fully recovered from all of this.

Anyway, she eventually had an emotional crisis, we stopped seeing each other, and as far as I know I think she got engaged to her previously ditched boyfriend. Several months after this all blew up in my face is when I started dating current gf. After la malinche, my current gf was a breath of fresh air. She was attractive, single, and we got along really well.

Ok, right, so the dream. I dreamed about la malinche last night. And we kissed. And it was like it was before with her: aggressive, playful, sensual. I could feel it in my toes. It made me tremble with excitement and I felt very alive. When I woke up, I realized that I don't really feel that with my current gf.

Now I don't know what to make of this. I don't think kissing la malinche was always that good...or at least as good as my dream made it out to be. And I do believe that part of my attraction to la malinche was the fact that she was never really attainable. Like I said, we almost were a real couple, but she went out of her way to remind me that I was disposable.

My physical relationship with gf is pretty good (great sexy time), but I don't yearn for her the same way I yearned for la malinche. Now part of that might just be age, and the fact that I work a lot now (my justification thus far). But my dream made me worry a bit more that maybe...just maybe....I need to find someone with whom I have that soul-wrenching yearning for. Or was that yearning just a function of my dysfunctional relationship with la malinche, and something that I shouldn't look for because it's a symptom of an unhealthy relationship?

I love this song and it kind of reminds of me of that whole "relationship"

You left your what in San Francisco?

On a foggy day such as this, it is easy for me to grow weary of my fair city. And then I see it in the news. I don't know if SF just has a certain reputation, or the fact that it is a certain self-selecting group of people who choose to live here, but it always seems to get world attention in stories such as this (originally found on corriere della sera here, article on same thing from SFGate here). And suddenly I am reminded of why I love living here.

Mark your calendars people. December 22, 2006 is the day to make your contribution to the Global Orgasm for Peace. I don't know if it will help, but it couldn't hurt. According to the people who came up with this latest one (apparently there have been others), this is how one is to let other people secretly know you are going to participate:

I wonder if they know what that means in Brazil? Hmmm....maybe they do....maybe they do.....

Lost in Translation

No matter how much I am forewarned, and no matter how ready I think I am for the expected unexpected, I am always surprised by the things that come out of Japan.

Whether it's the strangely shaped pillows






















The neck stretcher













The Classic Hello Kitty Vibrator


To me, Japanese culture I think is the most foreign. And I love it. Enjoy this clip about a girl and her hamster. Be warned. NSFW as I found out a bit too late. Originally found on http://tvinjapan.com/



P.S. I love the fact that the hello kitty vibrator and Milton Friedman are like 4 inches apart on this page.

Farewell Milton

Milton Friedman died today at the age of 94. I am often a reluctant friend and admirer of the Chicago School, but Friedman's contributions cannot be ignored.

Milton Friedman (July 31, 1912-November 16, 2006)

The Roma

I made a comment about "gypsies" over at law school virgin the other day, and it motivated me to write a post on them.

I think my first exposure to "gypsies" was as a child. It always seemed they were depicted as carnies, or fortune tellers, and in an ominous, though often Disney, sort of way. I'm sure I'm not alone here. When I got older, my dad got really into the "Gypsy Kings." Later, I heard they throw their babies at you so that when you drop your bag to catch it, they steal your bag. Never really thought much about it.

When I lived in Paris, I had a special Romanian friend, Karina. She moved back to Bucharest around Christmas time. I went and visited her during spring break. She was smart, educated, easy on the eyes, tolerant and fairly liberal. We traveled around Romania together for the week and it was an absolute blast. Romania is a beautiful country, I highly recommend traveling there if you get the chance, but getting around without a "special friend" might be difficult. If you speak any latin-based language, you should be able to get along.

We spent a few nights on Neptune Beach along the Black Sea. As we were walking down the street one day, a girl of about 10 years-old who had been walking in front of us suddenly turned around so that she was facing us. She had dark skin, dirty black hair, and to this day, the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. They were a profound greenish turquoise: what you would imagine the color of a moderately deep lagoon filled by a waterfall in New Zealand to be. Set against her darker skin, it was a thing of beauty. I stopped in my tracks and just stood there staring at her: bouche bée.

What's wrong with you?, Karina asked me.

That...that...girl's eyes...they're...beautiful.

Yeah...but she's a gypsy.

It was at that moment, I realized that if this educated girl would come out with a comment like that, these people had problems.

I don't want to go into the details of what you can find on wikipedia or by googling "gypsy," but I think that the Roma are the true diaspora of the earth, and they have always evoked a certain sympathy with me.

Basically, the Roma are only called "gypsies" because of an old mistaken belief that they came from Egypt, and that misnomer exists in several different languages. No one seems to care enough to change it. They don't have a written history, so no one really knows where they came from, but we now think they that they immigrated from India in the 10th Century, but no one knows why. Some say they were disaffected "untouchables." The largest population now is in eastern Europe (especially Romania) and the balkans.

They were the only race other than Jews were who slaughtered during the holocaust, but again no one knows the exact number. About 70% of the Roma population in Poland was wiped out. Dialects of the language were extinguished. Estimates range that from between 200,000 to 1.5 million Roma were killed by the Nazis. Roma victims have never received any sort of reparations, and their slaughter during the Third Reich was only belatedly recognized.

To this day, most countries treat them as a problem. They are not a recognized national minority in most countries, are not represented in local or national governments, and are subject to discrimination and often physical attacks. They live in squalor and unsanitary conditions in make-shift shanty towns. Many Eastern Europeans (not all of course) see them as dirty outsiders who live off of social welfare. While we have abandoned the pejorative "to jew someone (thank goodness), we continue to use "gyp" which owes its etymological source from gypsy, which again, isn't even accurate itself.

And it's not helped by the fact that the Roma themselves see the outside world as unclean themselves and so have no real desire to integrate or participate.

I saw a film about a Slovenian working for Habitat for Humanity, who decided to try and help the Roma in that country. When he was asking local businesses for help, the owner of one business said that he would like to donate 3 and 1/2 cents for each roma person that lived in the community. The Slovenian thanked him for his generosity, but asked him..."why such an odd amount?"

The man responded, "Because that's how much a bullet costs"

Bitch (that's what I do)

Based on this rant from first year, I was inspired to have my own today.

Dear Ms. Partner:

When I go out of my way (I volunteered for f's sake) to pick up the slack for one associate who is gone playing GOLF on company time, and another one who has other things to do (like I don't) and you call me to tell me that I sent the extra work I did to the wrong person (because we had a new person hired last week and his role is still vague to all of us), could you at least say, "hey thanks for stepping up" or "thanks for getting that done on such short notice" or really anything positive? Otherwise next time, I'm going to ignore the email like everyone else does around here. That would be great...thanks....

No Way José

José Padilla (pronounced padila, not padiya, by personal preference), a U.S. Citizen detained on U.S. soil, has now been in federal custody for about 4 and 1/2 years. He was originally detained in May 2002 on a material witness warrant, as he was accused of having (not formally charged, mind you) helped to plan a dirty bomb attack in the U.S. Two days before a district court was to rule on the validity of Padilla's continued detention under the warrant in June, 2006, Bush and Rummy changed the authority under which he was detained, now labeled him an "enemy combatant," and transferred him to a military brig in South Carolina, giving no notice to his attorneys or family.

This in turn, led to a habeas petition that was eventually turned down on technical grounds by the U.S. Supreme Court in 2004. The petition was rejected in part because it was filed in NY and not South Carolina, where Padilla was actually detained. I imagine they tried to file it in NY, rather than in South Carolina where he was detained so as to avoid the 4th Circuit and take advantage of the 2nd. Before a corrected petition could be ruled on by the Supreme Court (which had been predictably denied by the 4th circuit), U.S. authorities finally formally charged Padilla in November 2005, about 3 and 1/2 years after his initial detention and was transferred to a Miami (civilian) federal prison. He was charged with aiding terrorists and conspiracy to murder US nationals overseas; no mention of a dirty bomb was made. In fact, the indictment itself is pretty vague (indictment from ABC).

Padilla has now petitioned the court to have the case thrown out, saying that he was subjected to torture and abuse including sleep deprivation, threats of execution, exposure to fumes, etc. while in military custody. The U.S. denies the claims. The case is set to go to trial in January 2007, almost almost five years after he was first detained in Chicago.

I know this story has been around for a while, but I think that's why I felt the need to say something about it. Here, a US citizen was detained in the United States for the better part of three years with no charge and was only allowed to meet with his attorneys in March 2004. The government's position was basically that, upon the president's unreviewable determination of status as "enemy combatant" the Bill of Rights do not apply to a U.S. citizen on U.S. soil. I think the government finally got around to charging him with actual crimes just to avoid a showdown with the Supreme Court.

I think it's also interesting to note that a lot of the "alternative interrogation techniques" that Padilla complains of sound an awful lot like the ones that Bush and Cheney have been advocating are legal and useful in Gitmo and the secret CIA detention centers, e.g. "water boarding." And Padilla was being held in military custody during this time period....coincidence? And I don't think the government can argue that the Eighth Amendment doesn't apply in South Carolina.

Hey Congress...how about defunding some these thing, huh?

Les banlieus de Paris-Un an après

It has been about a year since the suburbs of Paris and other cities in France were burning. This blog didn't really exist then. So I will take this opportunity to comment on it. Lucky you.

In the U.S., we think of the suburbs as being nice and safe while the downtown area is usually the depressed and dangerous part of a city. Paris is the opposite. Well, that's not totally true, there are some nice suburbs of Paris in the west, but central paris, especially the 16e arrondissement, is exceptionally nice. The suburbs to the north are really the "ghetto" of Paris. I spent some time in Seine-Saint-Denis and let me tell you, it is scary. Unemployment among the young ranges from 50 to 80% in these areas. Crime and drugs are rampant. This is where a lot of Maghreb immigrants ended up several decades ago when manufacturing jobs were plentiful, and now their children find themselves jobless and disenfranchised in the french modèle social. Marseille, in a similar fashion, is also known for being une ville chaude.

It is a sad situation, similar to our own ghettos. I think these riots were a wake-up call to the french, who had grown accustomed to thinking that the their système social could solve all problems of poverty. Not that we're doing much better, mind you. Sadly, it seems that the french authorities, Sarkozy at the front, are reacting in a rather american fashion, by focusing on police enforcement rather than opening a dialogue on what needs to be done to get to the root of the problem. Le Monde article. I mean, I know people can't just run around burning cars, and laws must be enforced, but there's a bigger problem here.

Anyways, here's a great track from a French rap group from Seine-Saint-Denis called NTM. This is from a while ago, but I still like it. I'm not going to tell you what NTM stands for. Ask a french friend :) Bon week-end à tous!

International Criminal Court: Prosecutor v. Mr Thomas Lubanga Dyilo

Today three pre-trial judges heard evidence in the above-captioned case to determine whether "sufficient evidence to establish substantial grounds to believe that the person committed each of the crimes charged" See Article 61 of the Rome Statute. I believe (please correct me if I'm wrong) that this is similar to a preliminary hearing in the U.S., in which a judge determines if there is probable cause that a crime was committed. Lubanga Dyilo is the first suspect to be delivered into the custody of the court.

Lubanga Dyilo is charged with conscripting children under the age of 15 into his militia (the military wing of the Union des Patriotes Congolais) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. If the charges are "confirmed" this could very well be the first case to go to trial at the ICC. The judges have 60 days after the end of the hearing to render a decision.

Groundbreaking stuff. Too bad the United States STILL hasn't signed the damn treaty.

ICC press release.

Come again?

I thought Bush had seen the election results. Apparently he's trying to sneak this one under the radar. If the last Congress didn't like him, I doubt John Bolton will fare much better now.

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
November 9, 2006

Nominations Sent to the Senate

John Robert Bolton, of Maryland, to be the Representative of the United States of America to the United Nations, with the rank and status of Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary, and the Representative of the United States of America in the Security Council of the United Nations.

John Robert Bolton, of Maryland, to be Representative of the United States of America to the Sessions of the General Assembly of the United Nations during his tenure of service as Representative of the United States of America to the United Nations.

Why on Earth Would Britney Divorce K-fud?

Maybe it's because he wanted to be given the "pile-driver" in public.


I know I know. That's a body slam. But "body slam" doesn't have the same sexual overtones. Wait, WWE paid him for this?

Pic from http://www.britneygroupie.com

Bush Says Rumsfeld Is Stepping Down

I think I just came in my pants

A kind of santorum we can do without

And a special goodbye to former Senator Rick Santorum. It is with utmost pleasure that I watch this douchebag get kicked out. This is the man who conflated a homosexual relationship between two adults with bestiality and child molestation, co-sponsored the ill-fated constitutional amendment against gay marriage, and shepherded the Terry Schiavo legislation through the Senate.

Hopefully one day, this will be the only kind of santorum we remember.

Good job Dan Savage!

DEPART AND LET US HAVE DONE WITH YOU

I am not a partisan person. I am a democrat and generally vote democratic, but I tend to go by issue or by candidate. I am extremely liberal on social issues, but tend to be a bit more conservative (and by that I mean liberal) on economic issues; a libertarian in denial perhaps, if it were not for my occasional anti-establishment socialist outbursts.

For the first time ever, I voted a straight democratic ticket. And as I watch the results come in on CNN (actually I watched it on fox news, just to watch the facial expressions) I could not be happier.

My reasoning was thus: the retardicon party has drifted away from the few things I found attractive about them (free-trade, small government) and has moved to embrace many of the things I despise (unilateral and arrogant foreign policy, rolling back of civil liberties, nepotism, etc.). Most of all, it was the hypocrisy (party of "morality," but then everyone passes the buck with Foley) and the meaningless rhetoric they used to back up their ideological policies forged in denial, with their "cut and run" and "stay the course" and all that other bullshit. Oh and the torture thing. Oh and the complete disregard for process, whether it was creating special federal court jurisdiction for Terry Shiavo, creating secret CIA prisons, suspending habeas corpus for detainees at Gitmo, or tapping domestic communications without ANY regard for the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. While most of this had genesis in the White House, the party of small government just went along with it, while turning a $236 billion surplus into a deficit of the same amount and increasing earmarks by 10 fold.

So anyone who continues to associate themselves voluntarily with this horrible, greedy, sleazy, war-mongering, vapid party no longer deserves to be elected.

So I am ecstatic that the Dems have taken the House, and if they don't end up taking the Senate, at least there will have to be some damn compromise. Which I think is in every one's interest after the shenanigans of the past 6 years.

What do you think Bush is going to say tomorrow?

Weekend Reading

As I am tired of writing meaningless motions that disappear into the ether, here's something of substance; briefing has begun in two (al Odah v. United States and Boumediene v. Bush) pending habeas cases of detainees at Guantanamo subsequent to the passage of the Military Commissions Act (MCA). The government has argued that the D.C. district and appellate courts no longer have jurisdiction after the passage of the MCA to entertain habeas petitions. This is the first challenge to the MCA (that I know of). The petitioners argue, inter alia, that the MCA violates the suspension clause, and that Congress cannot bar Geneva Conventions-based claim. Cross your fingers.

Previous Posts here and here

More detail at National Security Advisors

Have a great weekend!

Fingerless gloves, skinny tie, and an obvious Colombian marching powder habit? No no no. You're supposed to dress up like somebody else for Halloween. Silly Hipsters.

Why Do We Care What You Think? Part I

I have noticed that a lot of celebrities and pundits often give their unsolicited opinion about pretty much anything. And it makes me ask the question: Why should I, or anyone, care about what you think? Whether it's what Nick Carter thinks of Paris Hilton, what that one guy said about Lindsay Lohan's nether regions, or what Bill O'Reily really has to say about anything. I am just floored that what these people say or think is, by someone's definition, "news." As this has been a sentiment I've been harboring for a while, this might be a reoccurring segment.

Nothing illustrates my frustration better than this guy and what he had to say about Michael J. Fox.

Now, in a vacuum, I would also be sceptical about what Michael J. Fox had to say about anything. HOWEVER, Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease. He was appearing in support of candidates who in turn support stem-cell research, because stem cell research looks like it could eventually lead to a cure. But Rush Limbaugh apparently decided that Michael J. Fox was off of his meds in the advertisements, and that this was somehow disingenuous because it exaggerated his disease. A few things before I get to my main point.

First. Yeah, sure campaign ads never exaggerate anything, right?

Second. The meds Fox is on quell the symptoms of Parkinson's. Even if he did miss his meds, you would be seeing what the true ugly symptoms of the disease were. He didn't take meds to exaggerate his condition.

But my main point is, why does anyone care what Rush Limbaugh thinks anymore? This is the same guy who fully supported the War on Drugs, saying things like

And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

and then came out and said that, well, actually he had been addicted to pain killers for several years and was put under investigation for doctor shopping. I never thought the guy really added anything to the conversation, but now he was just a hypocritical douchebag.

So when Rush Limbaugh says the beloved Alex P. Keaton is somehow exaggerating the symptoms of this horrible debilitating disease, I am surprised that anyone cares, not only because his comment was just plain mean, but because this guy is so full of it. Why does this man get paid to have opinions anymore?

A side-note to Mr. Rush Limbaugh himself. You should really consider supporting stem cell research yourself, not only because it could eventually cure leukemia, a disease that you yourself are helping to cure, but also because it could eventually help you get over your own illness now that they have mapped and isolated your problem area: