Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Now Katie's dad has a problem?


Apparently Katie's Dad, Martin, had no problem with her dating and getting engaged to Tom in his post-clinical insanity. Nor was he concerned for his daughter's career when she disappeared for several months post-engagement. How about the fact that his daughter, who was raised a strict catholic under his roof, is going to convert to scientology? I mean Tom says that she "digs" the new religion. It doesn't seem that his grand-daughter Suri will be baptized, but will rather be brought up as the progeny of Xenu. Not much of a rumble there.

But if his daughter loses her post-pregnancy too quickly? That's where Martin draws the line! Now I agree with martin, that Katie losing too much weight too quickly might not be healthy...especially with the help of an outfit called "Buff Brides," but doesn't this seem like a weird time suddenly and publicly to state his concern?

Oh Katie, you had such a career ahead of you. I know it seemed over after Dawson's Creek, but you were so pretty and so talented...and so pretty! I really hope this deal works out for you darling.

That little sushi place we never made it to




It could have been good; it had potential. There was no sign, and it was inexpensive. If it had good quality, it could have been our little secret to tell others about over drinks, during awkward silences because they were your my friends and not yours, or your friends and not mine. Muffled clearing of throat. It's so easy to get to. I pass by it sometimes. I think it's still there.

Monday, May 01, 2006

"My ex-girlfriend is a touchy-feely granola prostitute" or "Why I love friendster"

Ok, let me preface this by saying that I totally still love and respect my ex-girlfriend. She is a wonderful human being. We had some great times together and I have no regrets. She was always very caring. She was kind of a hippie (I am also part hippie) and used words like "holistic." To quote her own friendster, she "loves loving" and also loves shopping at Whole Foods. When we parted ways she was making her way through some suspicously granola-like masters psych program in the east bay. Last I heard, she was running some sort of group for pre-teen girls.

So, I happened upon her friendster site the other day (yes, I was retro-stalking, so what?) and under her affiliations I found a website called http://www.pleasurecourse.com. Intrigued, I decided to look at it. Go ahead, do it. I'm sure she'll appreciate the increased traffic.

Oh my, what do we have here? Looks like some sort of set of workshops or...wait a minute...this is like a birkenstock brothel! I bet they serve tempeh in the lounge...what is this all about? Hmmmm, I'll click on "about us."

Oh my fricking god, look at this picture!













Hey, ex-girlfriend watch out! the understudy for MacBeth is coming up behind you! He's going to take your oolong tea and vegan cookies!

Seriously though, what do they teach here...hmmm, let's see.

The Pleasure Course – the core course of Beyond Education.
uh....

Advanced Pleasure Course – the second half of the core course of Beyond Education.
Wait what was the first half? Does that make this beyond Beyond Education? That's so po-mo. I don't know if I can handle the whole thing, it seems long and hard.

Guiding – producing a pleasurable lifestyle for others.
"No no...up a little...the man in the boat...there ya go!"

Coaching – total transformation in all areas of life (pleasurably).
Fuck this whole "all areas of life" thing, I'm sticking with my guiding class.

Training – training in “DOing” and being “Done”.

Wow, ok.... how does one train others to do this? Do you watch and critique? I think I would get stage fright with Francis Ford Creepola there watching me. And if it were my ex-girlfriend it would be a fantasy beyond its expiration date and more like a dream I would have if I ate a peanut butter fetta mochi ball sandwhich before bed.


...


Team Member – pioneering sensuality research and development.

Big pharma ain't got nothin' on this

In all seriousness though I wish her the best. This just caught me off guard and was too unexpected (see fucking awesome!) for me to pass up commenting on in order to show how narrow minded I am.

Donde esta la fiesta?


So I took my camera downtown with me today so that I could get some good images of the "day without an immigrant" protest/rally/ranchero musical fest, but unfortunately my work schedule didn't coincide. I found this one on SFGate, but I think it's from LA.

I actually would have liked to attend, but being a cracker (a.k.a. an immigrant several generations removed) I didn't feel that I could really ask to go, you know? I think it would be similar to asking for time off of work for Kwanza.

Anyway, while I don't support unfettered illegal immigration, I support the movement if for no other reason than to raise awareness at just how dependent the US economy is on illegal immigration.

After wandering around market street looking for some salsa or tejano magic and to show some gringo love for the movement, I only had time to drop into the closest take-out food place to grab lunch to eat at my desk: la salsa. Yes, I see the irony smart ass.

Nadie es illegal!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Wow, it's been a while

So much so, I had to look up the definition of thaumaturgic. I really liked that word a year ago, but obviously not enough for the meaning to stick with me. Ok, so I'm going to try and be better with this whole blog thing. I mean, I like reading other peoples', and I think I have some interesting things to say every now and then. I wish I were in an interesting place or had an interesting trip planned. We'll see. My girlfriend is going out of town for the weekend, so I might get up to some blog-worthy shannanigans. I mean this is san francisco, right?

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I finally bought a fuckin' ipod, ok?

So I finally did it. I gave in. I could no longer resist those damn ads with their incredibly hip and funky silhouettes. All my friends have one. Everyone on the damn bus has one, so that all of the nut-balls talk to me. There's only so long I can pretend I'm playing with my phone.

I love it, but I'm already sick of it. Everything is "i" something. I put music on my itunes, then transfer it to my ipod, which I can then plug into my iboom or play it on my ijet wireless remote! I am so fucking plugged in! It has become just one more thing to deal with in the morning. One more thing to drop while I try to juggle my bag and coffee while trying to find bus fare. And the headphones it comes with suck. Those little fuzzy condoms for the headphones keep coming off at inopportune times.

Oh, and now I found out that they just released a color version of the one I just bought for the same price.

ifucking great.

Monday, June 27, 2005

oh little woman on MUNI...

Why must you stand right next to me on the bus when there is no one around me? I enjoy feeling your warm human presence near me, but when you obviously have no sense of balance, and you proceed to fall on me, kick me in the shins, step on my shoes, and then look at me as if it's my fault for existing, I no longer feel that same bond. In fact you have taken something from me. Up until that moment, I was excited about coming home from work, and pleasantly surprised that, for once, the bus during commuter hours was not so crowded as to inspire metaphors to sardines or other canned fish. Oh little woman on MUNI....

Friday, June 03, 2005

Judicial Activism, my two cents

So apparently the term "judicial activism" has been on the GOP's talking points for a while now, and it seems to be a gut response by the president when any question regarding his choices for the judicial branch is posed. So I'd like to give a little context on this whole issue.

In the United States we have "common law" which is the same "system" as India, Australia, or any of Britain's old colonies. We inherited it from the good 'ol UK. This is distinguishable from "civil law" which is practiced in continental Europe and most of its old colonies. Common law, in its origin, is actually judge-made law. Back in the day it was judges who literally made law. For example, our standards of negligence, as well as various laws around property rights were made, not by any elected body, but by judges with actual cases and controversies in front of them. In contrast, the civil system stems from the Napoleonic Code, where everything was "codified," meaning laws were put into the books and all judges were supposed to do is interpret and apply them. These days, however, the distinction between the two systems has become somewhat blurry as the U.S. and its states and cities have created huge volumes of statutes, ordinances, and penal codes, which judges are, much like in the civil system, are only supposed to interpret. But we must remember that our origins are in judge made law, and various judicially made doctrines still exist and are still being created even within the vast statutory framework. So, for example, eventhough it's not written anywhere, various doctrines such as collateral estoppel (an issue already decided in a case, can be used in another case involving at least one of the same parties) appear in decisions everyday.

Now when the president derides "activist judges," it is usually in the context of constitutional law, primarily abortion, gay marriage, etc. Constitutional law is, by definition, a limit to what the other branches of government can do; the courts will tell the government what they can't do, not so much what they MUST do, but the line between these often blurs. In Brown v. Board, for example, the outcome could either be phrased as "states can't segregate based on race" or "states must desegregate their schools;" the latter is probably more accurate but only because the status quo at the time was segregation, the very practice to be found unconstitutional. When you read an article that says the Supreme Court "legalizes" abortion, for example, that's not actually accurate. All abortion cases come from state laws that try to prohibit or limit a woman's ability to abort her unborn child. States have put on parental notification requirements, that doctors performing abortions must have special forms of credentials, or mandatory waiting periods. What the Supreme Court decides is whether a state can pass laws like these, in light of the fact that they have previously held that a woman's right to choose is constitutionally protected. They do not"legalize" abortion, they decide to what extent a state can limit a constitutionally protected right.

Some might argue that finding the right to abortion in the constitution is in itself "activist." This is more accurate in the sense that the word "abortion" is not in the constitution. But neither is the right to contract your own labor, right of access to birth control, right to choose what kind of school you want to send your kids to, all of which have been held to be "fundamental rights" that states cannot impede upon. The beauty, if you will, of the constitution is that it was intended to evolve. So as we mature and develop as a society we must adjust our definitions of what is fundamental and what is not. This does not mean reading complete nonsense into the constitution, but it does mean that when we consider what is cruel and unusual punishment we should not limit ourselves to thinking about what the authors of the constitution might have meant (the rack, scarlet letter kind of things). So when judges are considering whether states have the right to prohibit gay marriage, they must consider whether the equal protection clause covers this area, both in the intent of the framers as well as our modern mores. This is not "activist," this is their job. We might not agree with what they come up with, but that doesn't make them activist.

That said, it also seems that judges get fingered as activist when they simply write a decision that the administration doesn't agree with. For example, when the 9th circuit held that the "under god" part of the pledge of allegiance violated the Establishment Clause. This is "activist" (nevermind the author of that opinion was a Reagan appointee). With Terry Schiavo, however, the GOP controlled Congress gave federal courts jurisdiction to hear the appeal. Federal courts have limited jurisdiction and normally are not allowed to hear appeals based in family law, which is traditionally within the purview of the states. Despite the fact that Republicans are supposed to be pro states' rights, they gave the federal courts jurisdiction to hear THIS ONE PARTICULAR CASE. Now I'm not saying that that whole ordeal was not sad, but if I have ever seen any judicial activism, this is it. These are the congressional republicans telling the judges to hear a case they wouldn't normally have been able to. The Federal judges who dismissed the appeal, democrats and republicans, chided congress for this unprecedented intervention.

So if you've actually read this far, when you hear "activist judges," think about what they mean. They might just mean that a judge, who must interpret the law to encompass the modern world, is just doing his job. It is interesting to note that Judge Owens, who was just confirmed was being accused of being an activist judge by none other than our Attorney General Alberto Gonzales when they both sat on the Texas Supreme Court. Grain of salt people, grain of salt.

Bush reads dictionary.com's word of the day

On May 31, in response to Amnesty International's report blasting the United States for detainee abuse at Guantanamo Bay, Bush had the following to say. Pay special attention to the last line:

“It’s just an absurd allegation. In terms of, you know, the detainees, we’ve had thousands of people detained. We’ve investigated every single complaint against the detainees,” Bush said.
The US president added: “It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of and the allegations by people that were held in detention, people who hate America, people that have been trained in some instances to disassemble, that means not tell the truth.”

Now check out the "word of the day" for May 30 (i.e. the day before the news conference) at the following link:
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2005/05/30.html

Can you believe this?